never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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