I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I won't apologize to a one balled man
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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