Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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