its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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