Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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