he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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