Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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