i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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