Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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