the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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