I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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