is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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