someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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