Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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