Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Plan B is the new Plan A
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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