did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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