Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I'm always down for nudity.
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