what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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