Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I could have mohawked her pubes.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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