What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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