Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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