In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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