i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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