You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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