are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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