dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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