I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
