i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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