I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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