I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
You can't just leave with hair like that
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
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