haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
