We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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