Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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