Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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