Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Randomize
