Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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