hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
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