Your mouth is God's brothel.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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