hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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