is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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