Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
