ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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