I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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