he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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