So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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