Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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