you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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