I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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