But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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