Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Sober January is a disaster.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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