What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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