It's Friday. Sex?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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