Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
