Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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