i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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