Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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