VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Randomize
